...please cease using and/or accessing any websites powered by Kinja.

"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction) 12/17/2014 at 15:55 • Filed to: None

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"Powered by Kinja". If Kinja was a motor, what motor would it be?

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/17/2014 at 15:57

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Something Italian...or British.

My citroen won't start > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/17/2014 at 15:58

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Cadillac V8-6-4 L62.

Brian Silvestro > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/17/2014 at 15:59

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Montreal engine.

Amazing when it works

but most of the time it doesn't

CRider > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/17/2014 at 16:00

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Nice idea, but not quite ready yet.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > CRider 12/17/2014 at 16:02

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citroen beat you to it! =)

$kaycog > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/17/2014 at 16:04

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Powered by Squiggle.

nermal > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/17/2014 at 16:05

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Easy - 80s Oldsmobile Diesel.

jkm7680 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/17/2014 at 16:05

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A hydrolocked one.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/17/2014 at 16:08

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A 5HP Fuji Robin with a lacquered up carburetor, one of those idiotic cone air filters, eroded valve seats, and a short in the cutoff lead, with enough hours a rod is about to go.

(Most decrepit looking pic I could find)

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Brian Silvestro 12/17/2014 at 16:09

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at least the V8 was its own design and wasn't two 2.0s stuck together

because then it would of been broken and leaked twice as much

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > $kaycog 12/17/2014 at 16:11

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$kaycog > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/17/2014 at 16:15

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CRider > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/17/2014 at 16:23

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I consider the time I took looking for that picture to be a win.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > CRider 12/17/2014 at 16:50

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Solid argument. I'll give it to you (this time).

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > $kaycog 12/17/2014 at 16:51

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KINJA'D

promoted by the color red > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/17/2014 at 17:01

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A decent motor ruined by continuous unwanted improvements. I'd say it would be a Honda motor owned by an overzealous 20-something who believes the Fast and the Furious is a documentary and treats honda-tech as a bible.

7:07 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/17/2014 at 17:20

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ttyymmnn > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/18/2014 at 10:03

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Imirrelephant > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/18/2014 at 10:06

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I kept waiting for the .gif to load...

You win this round.

Racescort666 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/18/2014 at 10:13

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I will let Robert Sorokanich speak for me.

Kinja is the 1984 Maserati BiTurbo of web platforms.

The Transporter > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/18/2014 at 10:17

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It would be powered by human imagination.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > ttyymmnn 12/18/2014 at 10:21

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Don't give up, little guy!

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > $kaycog 12/18/2014 at 10:39

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I shouldn't be laughing at this as hard as I am.

Cant. Stop. Watching.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/18/2014 at 10:43

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Cadillac V8-6-4 (L62) motor. Not very reliable and a general piece of shit.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 12/18/2014 at 10:51

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Ha! Two others had the same idea.

$kaycog > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 12/18/2014 at 10:51

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I know what you mean.

Redbulldidlo > $kaycog 12/18/2014 at 11:33

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That's been hilarious every time I see it, now all of a sudden I notice that's the speedo I have for my bicycle.

$kaycog > Redbulldidlo 12/18/2014 at 11:36

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It's one of my favorites.

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/18/2014 at 15:17

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ly2v8-Brian > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata 12/18/2014 at 15:19

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so static then?

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > ly2v8-Brian 12/18/2014 at 15:25

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yupp

Frank Grimes > ly2v8-Brian 12/18/2014 at 17:42

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no the air in the balloon propels it also the air doesn't smell good like air from tires kinja air smeels like old lawn clippings and broken dreams.

pip bip - choose Corrour > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/23/2014 at 02:14

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Ford Falcon in-line 6 4.1L (big,slow,prone to fail)